My name is Ben Swanson, also known as Cardboard Gerald, that cardboard Gerald Wallace doppelganger that you see in the header above. I am the Managing Editor over at RufusOnFire.com, the SB Nation Charlotte Bobcats blog. What you'll find here are posts not related to the Bobcats, but rather music, television, sneakers, food, and whatever I may be thinking about.
As a big Simpsons fan, I named the site after this and the site's tagline references this.
You, sir, have created my new desktop background.
I’ll just assume those are MonStars in the shadows.